Lizism


a religion created on may 8th, 2013 by liz, also known as popular tumblr user “egg-rolls.” the religion is simple, with it’s central message being “don’t be an -sshole.” on it’s official facebook page, the founding quote of the religion is as follows:

“you are an important and beautiful motherf-cker. and if anyone ever tells you different, as i always say, eat them. with jelly. the world is yours to take, my amigo. so take it. and all the parts you don’t like of it? stomp on them. crush them under the weight of your spectacularity. go get it. whatever kind of sh-thole you’re in, take a shovel and dig yourself out of it and use it to beat any f-ckface who tries to stop you.” – liz

the religion has hundreds of followers worldwide, and they meet in the tumblr tag #lizism.
“i just joined lizism because i believe in not being an -sshole to anybody!”

“lizism is a religion that was founded on tumblr.”
someone who uses a term or a gesture typically reserved for or used by the character liz lemon on 30 rock.
she’s always using the lizisms, “what the what” and “blerg” just like tina fey’s character, liz lemon, uses on 30 rock.

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