Lizzie Brady
someone who is beyond description. who is deserving of their own word and definition because of how absolutely phenomenal they are. someone who is my absolute best friend and i never hope i have to go a day without. beautiful, loving, genuine, and kind. the most amazing person i’ve ever met in my whole life and my twin. i’ll love you til alcohol freezes and honey spoils. forever.
lizzie brady is my best friend and twin.
person 1: omg you just donated a trillion dollars to cancer?!
person 2: omg she is so lizzie brady
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