Lizzy Switch
when a female creature (a woman) goes from absolutely loving the idea of a relationship with whom she deems to be the greatest man she’s come across and then suddenly reverses her opinions and becomes a devil woman, pushing the once greatest guy in the world as far away as possible. like a leper.
guy 1: “wtf happened with you and that girl?”
guy 2: “…she flipped her d-mn lizzy switch!”
guy 1: “oh sh-t, that’s messed up.”
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