LJM
little jam monster!
named after a girl who loves jam more than anything ever!
an ljm loves jam unconditionally and may put it on all sorts of random food produce.
eg 1
laura: omg p-ss me the jam, i needs to put it on this tuna steak!
jacob: your such an ljm
eg 2
daniel: wow look at that girl go to town on that pot of jam
jacob: yeah shes a little jam monster!!!!
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