LJSTFD
acronym for let’s just shut this f-cker down. to be said upon discovering alcohol fueled madness at a late hour in one’s dwelling. must be said after holding one’s head in one’s hands and running hand through hair with an exasperated look. often paired with gtfo or the ego-syntonic ptfo (peace the f-ck out).
tom: “how many people in the hot tub?”
drunk kid: “uh…10…no, 9”
t: “uh, ljstfd. gtfo!”
d: “oh f-ck man, we gotta ptfo!”
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