LL Beaner
a person who’s entire wardrobe is purchased via a certain mail order catalog. often stuffy in nature, has been known to dress the whole family in roll-neck sweaters. can often be overheard bragging about one’s accomplishments at work. see also dullard.
norris is such a c-cky ll beaner. are those the new bean pleated khakis? so fresh!
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