Llama Shanker
the s-xual act where one person stretches out their neck (impersonating a llama), spits in their partners eyes until he or she is blind. then the blind partner proceeds to find (blindly) the opposite s-xual mate’s genitalia and shank (also known as “stab”) it with a carrot.
i’m buying some carrots, not for the vitamin c, but so that marie and i can do the llama shanker tonight.
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