llama whore

1 – a llama wh-r- is a phrase born of the recent llama badge craze on deviantart. normally badges cost points, which must be paid for or given to you by someone else who has paid – however because llama badges are awesome, they are free.

a llama wh-r- is a deviant who simply cannot stop sending llamas, and in return cannot stop receiving them. the more llamas you get, the cooler the llama on your page looks!

llama wh-r-s often frequent places such as ‘give a llama, get a llama’ groups, and like to favourite artwork with the t-tle ‘fave and get a llama!’.
2 – more uncommonly, llama wh-r-s are also people who have s-x with llamas.
1 – deviant1: omg i have 5000 llamas! i need to go give out some more to celebrate!

deviant2: hey, if you give me a llama, i’ll give you a llama.

deviant1: h-ll yeah, we can be llama buddies! i love all you llama giving people!

deviant3: haha, you pair of complete llama wh-r-s.

deviant1+2: llama wh-r-s? d-mn right we are!!

2 – guy1: is she having s-x with that llama?

guy2: you know, i think she might be.

guy1: oh. ew. let’s just keep walking and pretend we didn’t notice.

guy2: good idea. that’s taking llama lovin’ a bit too far.

guy1: no wait, look a minute…that llama wh-r- is giving it head!!
– stare open mouthed –