Llamuffaguin
pr-nounced: la-m-ff-a-gwin
an imaginary animal made up of of three other animals (a llama, a puffin, and a penguin). in any “what would win in a fight?” situation a llam-ff-guin would win simply because of how amazing it is regardless of what it is up against. period.
tom: what would win in a fight? a shark or a llam-ff-guin?
jay: a llam-ff-guin, the shark wouldn’t stand a chance
tom: what would win in a fight? king kong or a llam-ff-guin?
jay: a llam-ff-guin, king kong would be dead within seconds
tom: what would win in a fight? a whole army of flying, fire breathing godzillas with lazer vision, all armed with nuclear warheads or a llam-ff-guin?
jay: definately a llam-ff-guin
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