Lloyd Webber’s Law Of Temporal Positioning
a law of the theatre
this law states that “people who arrive earliest are always those with seats on the end of a row. people who arrive latest are always those with seats in the middle.”
a related law is mackintosh’s corollary
when you arrive late, and you’re sat bang in the middle of a block of seats.
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