LMAOnaise

representation of the verb “laughing my -ss off” as a noun and object.

created to likeness in sound to mayonaise, by ruliath.

see also: lmaosine
omg slap some lmaonaise on that sandwich!

he just pwnt himself by slipping in lmaonaise.

grease up the roflcoptor with some lmaonaise, i’m goin for a ride!
10 more definitions
lmaonaise is a derivative of ‘lmao’ – laughing my -rs- off. it can be used to express the extreme amus-m-nt of something whilst relating to the popular sauce which so many of us put on salad: mayonaise.

other examples include lolcakes and roflwaffles.
suzie: grant i want your lmaonaise
grant: awh sh-t.
the act in which a man shoots his load all over a womans face and then when she looks up at him with that dumb “i just got c-mmed on look” … the man laughs so hard his -ss falls off.
the other night, i was banging this girl and i blew lmaonaise all over her face. it was so funny.
laughing my -ss off – not actually. i speak exaggerations.

used to show the stupidity of other peoples statements when they overuse lol or lmao at something that wasn’t funny
girl 1: omg lol! i was there on the weekend too and he was totally checking me out! isn’t that so funny!!!11!!! lmao!

girl 2: lmaonaise!
english:
making fun of white people and their mayonnaise fetishes. please note, people who use this term are usually hypocrites because saying words from the strange language of l33t sp33k in real life makes you a nerd.

l33t sp33k:
omg zomg if you und3rst4nd this you’r3 4 fri(k3n n3rd lololol lmao n00b pl0x-

-excuse me if the translation is not correct, but i’m not a f-cking nerd (well, at least not to big of a nerd… ok i admit it i’m white)
haha, look at that f–king nerd, lmaonaise!
to laugh so hard that you -j-c-l-t-.
“while watching superbad, peter lmaonaised all over his new d-ckies when he saw fogall.
like regular mayonaise but more lmao. goes great on lolcakes
steve: would u like lmaonaise on that?
simon: no i hate lmaoaise