LMAP

leave me alone please
john: i’m soo sik lmap

bob: iight
acronym. laughing my -ss perpendicular. in this case, it means laughing so hard that one b-tt cheek ends up perpendicular to the other.
“two men walk into a bar. the first man says, ‘i’ll have some h2o.’ the second man says, ‘i’ll have some h2o too.’ the second man died.”
“lmap!”
let’s make a plan.
sally: i was thinking of doing something next weekend, what do you think?

sam: for sure, sounds good lmap for the weekend, something awesome!
north american origin 2012 a.d.
commonly, “lmao” or “lmf–“. originated from spelling error.
means:
1. acronym for love my angry pancakes
2. acronym for let ms. allison party
3. acronym for leave my -ss powdered
4. acronym for let my -ss p–p

usage note: you should use this all the time and if you don’t know what it is you’re a loser so know what is it okay

hipsters, bad-sses, and cool people use this acronym.
i.e.: rebecca, lmap.
laughing my -ss p–ping
“omg look at this picture!” “omg lmap”

started out as an mispell on text, means something is so funny that you will laugh so hard and poo!
laughing my -ss pie, laughing so hard the pie located in your -ss bakes.
adam: hey mike look, grape drink m-th- f-cka!!!!!!!!!!

mike: hahahaha oh sh-t my -ss pie is baking!! adam call an ambulence!! its lmap dude!!!

adam: call em yourself f-cka! skip dabadi doooo!!! –adam -ssplodes–