LMFSYD
let me f-cking suck your d-ck; used to creep other men out, or as a genuine offer from a female.
hey dude, why dont you lmfsyd?
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- rock turd  when you are trying to take a dump & it feels like a rock coming out of your -rs-. “i am getting ready to take a dump & i hope it isn’t one of those rock t-rds!” 
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