LNP
lnp, short for lay and pray. lay and pray is the opposite of ground and pound, the process of getting your opponent on the ground and hitting him. lay and pray consists largely of getting your opponent on the ground and stalling a decision the entire fight by laying on him and praying to win a decision.
the lay and pray was discovered by mma fighters t-to ortiz and ricardo arona. the term was also coined to describe their fight style, which is quite frankly, the most boring style of fighting in the world and gives new fans a bad impression of mma
did you see the t-to ortiz wanderlei silva fight yesterday? omg it was the worst fight ive ever seen in my life. t-to lay’d and pray’d his way to a decision. t-to is the lnp king
late night player – someone, generally male, who ignores members of the opposite s-x until last call or until they might be going home, then switches on their game in hopes of scoring with minimum effort and time expended.
dude, why did jack just ditch that girl to go to the store?
no worries man, he’s an lnp, come 2:30 he’ll be all over her.
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