Loading the Musket


the act of trying to put ones s-m-n back into one’s self after -j-c-l-t-ng to something they are ashamed of.
after c-mming to a picture of nicholas cage, sam was seen loading the musket.
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the coital act of a p-n-s pounding a forgotten tampon deep into the female v-g-n-.
i had no idea i was loading the musket. that wh-r-! the ensuing infection will surly cost her!
another name for kids in sandbox, the s-xual practice of ramming a foreign object into a man’s p-n-s for s-xual pleasure. named so for the way a musket is loaded by ramming the shot and gunpowder down the barrel, before rifles and magazines came into play.
“even thinking of that video of the chick loading the musket makes my p-n-s sad.”

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