lobster cock
the state of the male p-n-s after frequent masturbation, usually 5 or 6 times in a day. the end of the bell turns a shade of bright red, similar to that of the colour of a lobster, and smells putrid like a used diaper filled with indian food.
oh, man i was so h-rny the other night, got major lobster c-ck!
a rank smelling p-n-s on a male, usually one who still has his foreskin attatched, particularly those with bad hygene.
dude, i haven’t had a shower in two days….i reek, my -ss smells like mexican food and i’m suffering from a sick case of lobster c-ck.
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