Lobster Shocker
when a person with a deformed hand, preferably with 2 pairs of fingers stuck together, ring finger and pinky finger, and index fingerand middle finger. inserting the pairs of fingers into the v-g-n- and -ss of a woman. giving it the lobster like claw shocker.
did you give amanda the lobster shocker last night with your lobster hand?
yeah… it was nice…
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