Lobster Skirt


a lesbian s-x position where both partners scissor each other and both v-g-n-l lips are interlocked creating the skirt. the interlocked v-g-n-l lips create a vacuum seal that turns their color red like a lobster.
“ooh i can’t wait to lobster skirt you later!”

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