Lobster Toss
the act of throwing the body of a prost-tute (or s-xual partner who owes you money) into a body of water larger than a river (i.e. lake, sea, ocean) after having killed them through means involving a tire iron, crowbar, or the like.
note: if the body of water is smaller than a river (i.e. pond, gully, toilet) it is known as a crab spin. not to be confused with tail spin, a popular animated television program about several talking animals on drugs.
steven tyler: man, this is the worst day ever.
aerosmith fan: what is it steven, anything i can help with?
steven tyler: i just f-cked some ho and afterwards i killed her with a carbon rod.
aerosmith fan: i think i might be willing to perform a little lobster toss, if you’d like.
steven tyler: i truly am the greatest person ever. also, by the time you get home, you may want to lobster toss your daughter.
aerosmith fan: i hate your music. especially living on the edge. and i’ll f-cking kill you.
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