lobsterbation
1. a woman purchases a live lobster.
2. she inserts the tail into her v-g-n-.
3. she burns the lobster’s face (for maximum cl-ss, she uses the virginia slim she’s currently smoking).
4. the agitated lobster will wiggle its tail, recreating the effect of a vibrator, albeit an oddly-shaped one.
after putting together her hoosier hysteria high school baskteball puzzle, erin retired for a relaxing evening of virginia slims and lobsterbation.
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