lobsters

phoebe buffay’s theory that lobsters link claws and mate for life.

the person you are supposed to be with the rest of your life.
phoebe: (in reference to ross and rachel) hang in there, it’s gonna happen
ross: okay, now how do you know that?
phoebe: because she’s your lobster.. come on your guys, it’s a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. … you can actually see old lobster couples walking around their tank holding claws
your true love that you will always go back to = see “friends” the tv program, pheobe calls ross rachels lobster.
you are my lobster
he is my lobster
she is my lobster
someone who owns your heart. cannot switch lobster. one person for life.
he’s her lobster!
a crustaceous animal whose habitat consits of cold pacific shallows and deep sea beds. i’m sure in a few months it will mean v-g-n-.
mmmm, i could go for a lobster dinner!

mmmm, i just had a lobster dinner from your mom.
a new way of defining the term “sunburn.”
guy 1: d-mn, you’re really red from that sunburn.
guy 2: i hate being a lobster.
a slang term for the australian $20 note due to it’s orangey/red colour.
i was at the casino and chucked a lobster down on black and it came up good!
1. a lobster is a new england term for a girl who most likely has a pretty face, nice torso but from the waist down carries an -ss the size of a small planet. the -ss expands to the circ-mference of roughly her height (or more). she is called a lobster because like the tasty sh-llfish “all the meat is in the tail”!
“yah dude, i mean wicked awesome! i was gonna ask that hottie in the pick up truck out but when she opened the door all i could think of was grabbing my nutcrackers and drawn b-tter..cause she was no doubt the biggest lobster i’d evah seen!”
“no sh-t dood, she could win miss clam bake this year!!”