lobstitute
a lobbyist and prost-tute, used esp. when referring to mistresses of prominent politicians, including -ssemblyman mike duvall’s alleged eye-patch underwear mistress and jill iseman after her alleged affair with senator john mccain.
-ssemblyman duvall destroyed his career when he got caught discussing his lobst-tute on television.
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