Local Face
a skinny cracked out looking girl that usually works at your local gas station or convenient store. she’ll have bad teeth from smoking and lack of care. she looks about 10 years older than she actually is. usually hangs out with the local wiggers and always has an angry look on her face. can also be spotted at what ever local bar that sc-mbags hang out at. old dudes and your slower friends may think shes kind of hot. there is at least one of these girls in every town and they never leave because they don’t have a car. you can see by the way her face looks that shes never been anywhere and will never go anywhere.
dude 1: hey man did you see that new girl working at the gas station.
dude 2: yeah she has a bad case of local face
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