local jackass


a delusional little f-cktard (perhaps an ex boyfriend) who is a nonstop nuisance and drama queen who simply will not and cannot go away (attends the same school, workplace, etc.)
a local jack-ss is with often also feel the need to put a wedge in any relationship they do not like their victim(s) having.

either everyone or no one will understand how much of a kniving little b-tch this person is, hence making them occasionally dangerous and always a motherf-cking pain in the -ss.
my ex boyfriend is a local jack-ss who feels the sick little need to har-ss whoever knows me!!!! fml
that doucheweed is a full time local jack-ss!!!

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