local smokies


the town or county police department.
chris: “oh sh-t, we’re getting pulled over. i was doing 160 in a 35! my mom’s gonna kill me!”
dean: “just run for it, jack-ss. they’ll never catch us in this 911. it’s just the local smokies, not the d-mned national guard or anything.”
chris: “no!!! i could never do such a terrible thing! i’ll just shoot them…no, better idea…throw this grenade at their car.”

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