Local yokel


townie, local hick, hillbilly.
i hate dealing with unsophisticated local yokels.
n. trucker-speak for a local city cop. same as a city kitty. see bear, smokey bear, bear report, county mounty, evel knievel.
i saw five local yokels today, behind on their quotas and watching me like a hawk.

pretty soon, local yokels will be able to pull people over for not wearing a seat belt, instead of citing you for it after pulling you over for something else.

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