Localbanditis
someone who is going through a phase somewhat similar to how people go through a scene phase except this person constantly listens to bands no one’s ever heard of while attending local shows
bryan: have you heard adele’s new song yet?
james: no my friend, i have left the mainstream sound of radio and instead found real music right down the street. lately i’ve been listening to this band called code orange, i even joined their cult!
bryan: dude what the h-ll are you talking about?! i’ve never heard of that band and what do you mean you joined a cult?!
james: join me bryan, enter the cult and we can listen to lcoal bands together !
bryan : no get away from me i think you contracted localbanditis! – runs away from james –
someone who is going through a phase somewhat similar to how people go through a scene phase except this person constantly listens to bands no one’s ever heard of while attending local shows
bryan: have you heard adele’s new song yet?
james: no my friend, i have left the mainstream sound of radio and instead found real music right down the street. lately i’ve been listening to this band called code orange, i even joined their cult!
bryan: dude what the h-ll are you talking about?! i’ve never heard of that band and what do you mean you joined a cult?!
james: join me bryan, enter the cult and we can listen to lcoal bands together !
bryan : no get away from me i think you contracted localbanditis! – runs away from james –
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