Loch Mess Monster
a term for large unattractive women. usually having a reptilian or dinosaur look.
these women are usually very lonely and unintelligent.
warning do not feed loch mess monsters!!!
rumour has it that all lmm’s share a genetic marker
that can be traced right back to nessy herself.
“the truth is out there! -points at monster- the loch mess monster exists!”
“so this loch mess monster jumps me while i was p-ssed, tries prying open my lips with her tongue, man. i was sure i was dino dinner. lucky enough i had some bacon handy, tossed it away from me… never seen something so big run so fast.”
“sh-t man… loch mess monsters everywhere, lets bounce!”
“quick!! rub yourself in sh-t, de guise your scent from the loch mess monster over there!!”
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