Lock And Chain


a s-xual act in which your partner does a handstand behind you facing your backside, while you secure the legs, they pull your p-n-s backward between your legs and start a f-ll-t– while maintaining the handstand and grip
natch maintained the lock and chain on flint for a full 6 hours immortalizing him in the guinness book of world records. when quotes the following was said

reporter:how did you do it? was there a lot of rigorous training?
natch: he likes handstands, and he loves d-ck, so no it was second nature for the both of us

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