lock and key theory
the lock and key theory was dreamt up in liverpool, england by an un-named genius. it states that a guy is like a key, and a girl is like a lock. a key that opens many locks is a master key, yet a lock that is opened by many keys is a sh-tty lock. this theory is rarely favoured by females… for some reason.
the lock and key theory is most suitably used to shut a girl up that complains about male s-xual promiscuity being praised by peers, while that of a female is frowned upon. works every time.
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