Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels
another great gangster movie directed by guy ritchie. not gangster-gangsta movie, but gangsta-hahafunny movie.
also, the only known movie to feature a guy getting beaten to death with a 15 inch black d-ld-. seriously.
“well, suffice to say, he got p-ssed.
“well what happened?”
“he picked up the closest physical object he could get his hands on, which just happened to be a 15 inch black c-ck, and proceeded to beat the unlucky b-st-rd to death with it. certainly not the best way to go.”
a very consistent name for the movie.
see, there is an idiom “lock stock and barrel” which means “entirely, from top to bottom”.
also “lock” is a slang for weed, “stock” for money, and “barrel” for itself. the major elements in the movie are “copious amounts of ganja”, £500,000.00 debt, and two antique shotguns which are used to fight rory breaker – who, by the way, is the most cruel and coolest gangster in the world.
it seemed meaningless and lame as a movie name at first, but it all appeared to me when i saw it. it was truely “lock, stock, and two smoking barrels”.
a brilliant movie, which you can’t help watching a million times without gettin bored.
best if you want to improve your c-ckney =)
(from lock, stock, and two smoking barrels)
– oh and, if you do have to buy sodding fertiliser, could you be a little more subtle?
– what d’you mean?
– we grow copious amounts of ganja right?
-( nods and smiles stupidly) yeah !
– and you’re carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertiliser… you don’t look like your horti-f-cking-culturalist. that’s what i mean willie.
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