lockblocker
a person who prevents the unlocking of his car door by pulling the door handle at the same time the driver presses the unlock b-tton.
person 1: “hey man, can you unlock my door again? i accidentally pulled the handle.” person 2: “could you stop being such a f-cking lockblocker?”
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