Lockeism
the religion centered around the worship of john locke (from the infamous lost series) as g-d, or the alpha dog. in this religion, it is the belief that john locke can do no wrong, is inherently brilliant in ways us peon-like lost-followers cannot begin to fathom, and is probably jesus coming back for judgement day.
“dude, want to come to church with me today?”
“what religious affiliation are you, bro?”
“lockeism–we just -n-lyze every move john locke makes in the lost series.”
“h-lla tight! count me in!”
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