Lockport, NY


a sh-tty city located in niagara county, in upstate new york. lockport’s name is derived from a set of erie c-n-l locks within the city. during its heyday lockport was a booming economic success due to it’s many factories, general motors plant, and the c-n-l. presently, lockport has about 22,000 citizens who’s lives consist of b-tching about lockport, b-tching about lockport’s government, b-tching about lockport’s taxes, b-tching about lockport’s lack of youth entertainment, and smoking weed.
(john) “there’s nothing to do here man, lets head over to lockport, ny.”

(david) “f-ck that, lockport is beat.”

(john) “you’re right, i guess we can just sit here and smoke pot.”

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