Lockster
has qualities of a lock and a lobster together as if they both had s-x and created a lockster.
characteristics:
-exuberantly large t-ts
-feet bigger than big foot’s feet
-sings songs about acid
this creature likes to lick t-tties.
…and that’s why a lockster caused me to wear a b-tt plug ever since.
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