locust position
when f-cking someone from behind, raising all your arms and legs off the bed and supporting your entire body weight on theirs, thus f-cking your partner even deeper. completing the locust yoga pose on someone’s -ss.
ray: i f-cked my girlfriend’s -ss so deep last night. i did the locust position on her -ss.
joe: she must be an -ss pig
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