locutas
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similar to tennis elbow, but due to being married and the lack of s-x resulting in increasing masturbation causing sore/stiff elbow. man my wife has been stingy with giving it up. it’s been like a month. she’s got me getting that marriage elbow.
- Maltese Mud Cannon
a s-xual practice involving usually two males, one male shoves a battery in and our of his j-ps eye a few times then begins to m-st-rb-t-, the second takes a sh-t into the first guys engorged uretha. the first man continues to m-st-rb-t- and j-zzes out sh-tty man s-m-n into the mouth of the first […]
- Marijuanaville
marijuanaville is a parody of jimmy buffett’s margaritaville, the parody was written by and performed by mark eddie, not jack black, tenacious d, or david allan coe. idiot: lolollol!!111// dude i smoke so much pot, and i love marijuanaville from jack black!! idiot2: no u idiot its david alen coe jeez wtf(it’s spelt david allan […]
- Snaggleberries
a statement shouted by somone that is hungry or in great need of food. the boy yelled snaggleberries at the top of his lungs when stealing my fruit rollup. unfortionatly i thought of this too late, but, dictionaries have second deffinitions so maybe this can be a secondary way to use “snaggleberry.” snaggleberry:homeless scavenger. the […]
- snake's suspenders
1. an archetypal “just plain weird” thing to which something else can be compared to demonstrate that it, too, is weird. 2. general term for anything odd, surreal, or having the elements of non sequitor. 1. “he’s as sweet as a stolen kiss and as weird as suspenders on a snake.” ~the ineffable jubal harshaw […]