Log flume


a term often used in software development, when the technical team are trying to troubleshoot a customer problem. this term usually suggests that the technical team is constantly asking the customer for log files.
manager: did you manage to troubleshoot the issues that technico had?
neils: not yet, i’ve taken them for a ride on the log flume until i can figure it out
the process of p–ping on a girl’s back, more towards the shoulder blades, and then p-ssing it down towards her -ss. resembles a log flume ride.
keith: yo, i just log flumed this girl last night.

dan: o yeah, howd it go?

keith: she loves that sh-t.
to have a bowel movement in a bathtub.
great day – parade, festival, funnel cakes, shopping…. and then the baby log flumed in the tub…and one of her sisters was in there too!
similar to an upper decker, however the t-rd is taken in the upper tank of a gravity fed toilet (those which the tank is suspended 6ft up). when flushed the t-rd is sent flying down the pipe fed by gravity and makes a large splash similar to that of a log flume ride.
“woah! man i’ve just been log flumed!!”
the log flume is when you take a dump on someone’s chest, and urinate on the chest shortly after. as you urinate the excrement will slide down the chest and stomach the same way a log would.
ashley was an extremely kinky girl. everytime i saw her she wanted me to give her the “log flume”

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