log jammer

when you take a big sh-t and you clog up the toilet.
after not taking a sh-t for a couple days, i caused a log jammer in one of the toilets at school.
when a girl is about to take a sh-t and you stick your p-n-s inside her -ss before she takes a sh-t.
bro:aye how did it go with melissa last night?
guy:we tried doing the log jammer
bro:did it work?
guy:you want to smell my d-ck?
one who comes to fix the cable.
don’t be fatous, jeffery

also, the dude does not approve of his words getting deleted. walter is gonna have to get angry if that happens again
a term usually used to desribe a gay man, though exceptions can be made. it refers to the act of -n-l intercourse.
those two men yonder are log jammers.
it’s a water-ride at magic mountain in valencia, ca.
johnny: hey bobby, this heat is killing me… after the girls get out of the restroom let’s go on the log jammer.

bobby: no way johnny, let’s take ’em on jet stream. it has a tunnel which is a perfect place to grope their b–bies.

johnny: good call.
the act of going -sscrack to -sscrack with your partner in an effort for one to insert a solid t-rd into the other’s -ss.
“arrl!” i groaned as i delivered a logjammer to my sleeping partner, “those bran m-ffins really did the trick!”
when doing a girl from behind while she is hand-cuffed to the toliet boondock saints style, you shove your c-ck in her -ss, dunk her head in the toliet and give her a swirly.
so i gave heather a ride on the log jammer last week, she hasn’t talked to me in since.

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