Log Party


a “log party” a party in which the host or hostess does not know hot to throw a proper party, in such a case it is required that someone head to the main toilet being used at said party and discretely without alerting anyone or drawing attention, punish that bowl like never before, leaving a huge log! being sure to wipe the feces and stick the paper to sides of bowl to give the full effects of your master piece!

as disgusting as it is, the excrement is never aloud to leave the direct boundaries of the toilet bowl.

the person punishing the toilet, “the punisher” is required immediately after to exit the party telling at least one bro.

the host or hostess, “the punished” is left with the sad realization that their party blows and the task of cleaning the mess.

rum b-m or beer sh-ts is mandatory.
the punisher: hahaha i totally destroyed the toilet at that log party last night!

the punished: i was up all night cleaning up my bathroom.. i dont think i will ever be able to get the scene out of my mind.

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