Log Twobbling
a derogitory way of saying that someone is doing something that sounds dirty but actually means not doing anything
nathan- “hey, have you seen dom lately? he hasn’t come over in like three weeks.”
wade- “i saw his car at home yesterday.”
nathan- “hmmm…. i guess he’s too busy to hang with us.”
wade- “nah man, he’s probably just been log twobbling.”\
nathan- “gross….”
wade- “how is doing nothing gross?”
verb; dwindling of the p-n-s between fingers after vigorously rubbing it in with maple syrup while simultaneously rubbing gold bond around your belly b-tton.
guy: dude, have u gone all the way with your girlfriend?
dude: no, but we were log twobbling last night.
guy: whats that?
dude: ask ur mom. or look it up on urban dictionary or somethin.
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