Log Wagger
a man who can only achieve an erection by slapping their p-n-s against their partner’s l-b–.
debbie: kaiser what’s wrong are you stressed?’
kaiser: ‘shut the f-ck up b-tch, whilst i log wag you good’
-slap, slap, slap-
debbie: ffs…is that it?? i’ve seen bigger chipoloattas. call yourself a log wagger!?! twig wagger more like…
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