Logan Passey
(v): when a guy kisses his ex-girlfriend one night and his new crush the next night
guy 1: did you hear what mark did over the weekend?
guy 2: no! what?
guy 1: he kissed his ex jessica on friday after the dance and on sat-rday he kissed allison; the girl that he likes now.
guy 2: no way! he totes logan p-ssey-ed her.
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