Logger
an enormous piece of unusually solid feces, which usually causes much discomfort through the action of release. loggers are usually lengthy. sometimes, because of their enormous size, loggers rip small tissues in the intestines, causing blood to come out with the logger itself.
after i released the logger into the toilet, i bled out of my -n-s.
a person works in the forest harvesting timber.
that logger is harvesting trees off that job site.
one who stands up after taking a sh-t and cuts their poo in half with their urine.
“what about us loggers, hard working folk that stand up after they take a poo and cut it in half with their urine”
a person, (usually a parent) that will go out of their way to stop you from getting it in at any time. they literally chop down your wood, rendering it unusable.
girl – “i’d love to come over, but my mom says i have to go home right after the movie :/ again”
guy – “that’s it!! that logger has sawed my log one time too many!”
the unseen being who visits your bed after a night out on beer and curry and leaves various brown stains on the sheets.
suzzanah: yo what the f— has happened to our sheets.
tre: d-mn b-tch i had a few beers and a curry last night i think logger must have stopped by while i was p-ssed out!
someone who gets a b-n-r frequently
he’s such a logger for every girl!
someone who spends nearly all their time logged onto a pc or the internet.
you are a logger, because you log on!
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