logicaliman
an obese, unemployed, cowardly, sheepish, s-xually-abused, emasculated, non-reading beaner who’s ashamed to be mexican and pretends to be anything but mexican online because he has no job, does not seek one, and spends his life watching telenovelas and beauty pageants and posting on chat forums after his last wife dumped him for a slightly better beaner.
check out that grotesque logicaliman. the waddling mongrel looks like he just ate a taco truck.
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