logpouncing
when you log on to your computer in the office in the morning and someone immediately asks you for help via im.
monday morning – go to office, log on computer. 3 seconds later:
9:01 am: sanathan – hey did you check those tps reports i asked you to?
9:02 am: dude i just logged on. don’t pounce on me. stop logpouncing me.
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