Lohan Diet.


basically consists of forgoing meals for vodka and exercise bolemia. success is determined by how often someone asks when was the last time you ate.
chris: screw south beach i’m trying the lohan diet.
mike: which is?
chris:vodka and a lot of cardio.

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