Loin Clothing
when, mid-afternoon, your underpants lose all elasticity and hold, and hang lifeless like a loin cloth.
its only 1pm and i am already loin clothing, my left ball is stuck to my leg. i’m ‘picking a winner’ every 5 minutes.
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