Lol Squad
new zealands top indoor football (soccer) team
background:
the lol squad whose sole aim is to end world poverty, stop political oppression in the imperial state of latvia, catch osama bin laden and occasionally play a friendly game of football. . . they have currently have achieved none of the above.
the lol squad – new zealands famous football (soccer) team most famously pounded christchurch football club 19-1 at a legend game at the lol squad’s home ground old trafford (not to be confused with man united’s) the team list stands currently
gk: kev english
d: kate(now injured with broken toe from too much toe s-x)
d: jess the chav
m: ashlin the negro
m: lyndon the chain smoking p-rn rat
s: gregg (the captain and lead goal scorer)
subsitutes:
tom fraiser (mr. fraiser’s son)
native woody
fan 1: “go lol squad!”
fan 2: “oh do you game?”
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