lol theory
the theory that the internet phrase lol,meaning “laugh out loud”, can be placed at any part in any sentence and make said sentence lose all credibilty and seriousness.
ex 1
doc: we need to operate on your colon lol, you have cancer.
ex 2
jesus: take this all of you and eat it, it is my body, lol.
ex 3
me: will you marry me? lol.
^lol theory in action
the theory that the phrase “lol?” can be used in response to any typed phrase on the internet, no matter what it is. this is mainly because you cannot express emphasis on the internet.
it is the ultimate end to the “o rly?” chain of words. it can be used in any position of the “o rly?” chain, but is most often used after “no wai!”.
some have theorized that “lmao?” can possibly be used in this situation, but its been agreed that “rofl?” is not possible to use in any situation. in rare cases people use “lqtm?” but that is used mostly by f-gs, but also by dimitri martin.
this is the easiest way to p-ss someone off on the internet: just reply “lol?” to whatever they say
yes!!! i got a level 12 paladin!!!
-lol?
dude you suck!
-lol?
i’m so f-cking leet.
-lol?
tila tequila is so hot.
-lol?
she’s got a nice -ss
-lol?
i have cancer guys… seriously
-lol?
c-ke is better than pepsi!
-lol?
examples of lol? theory
a school of thought founded to explore the philolsophical implications of lol.
this semester, i am taking lol theory with professor lolita grant.
although lol theory is part of the uni’s core curriculum, most students take it for the lulz.
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